Dodgeball Recap- October 14

"We need to find the leader. IRNS won't fight without the leader."

That's what the Green Team was saying seconds before handing IRNS their first loss in 3 weeks. "We came out cocky and cold, always a bad combination." said star in the making Jared Awesome. "But we regrouped, dug deep, and came out ready to throw down the rest of the way." IRNS fought and clawed its way to a hard fought 9-7 victory in game 2, aided by the addition of its newest member, Brad "The Guru" Esarey. Said Blazer, "It's like Tommy WAS there. The way he throws, his grace and dodgetastic moves...if Oak was here I'm pretty sure he'd nickname him Justin Credible."

Speaking of Blazer, she was armed and ready to step the F up in the Captain's absence. After the game 2 win, IRNS was re-matched against the only team to pin a loss on Astoria's finest in nearly a month. And they RIPPED SH*T UP. J-Awesome, Es, Osh and Ish executed throws with astonishing speed and pinpoint acuracy. Alice, Birthday Girl Pedlow, Kristina and Sonya "Number 1 Stunna" Rook all graced PS 234 with moves and catches that defied the laws of physics taught just up the stairs hours before. But Blazer became the first dodgette in IRNS history to record back to back walk-off moments, icing game 3's 15-3 drubbing over the Green Team with sure-handedosity and putting the final touch on a game 4 SHUTOUT by painting the black of the Black teams best player to seal the deal and win the night 3-1. When asked about her historic achievement post-game, the blog-tastic heroine quipped, "Um, yeah...usually I come as a Blazer, but tonight, ya know, I left out the blaze. I guess you could just call me Lazer tonight..." Well either way, Blazer or Lazer, I think we'll just call you the MVP of the Week. 13-3 bitches! Recognize.

El Bandito out.